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Manager file

Keaton

5 seasons in the archive. The record is permanent.

0 titles
32–38Regular-season record
0Championships
8.2Avg finish
8,072Career PF
Niche file

Career oddities

Raw historical facts only—no ratings, adjustments, or claims that any of this demonstrates intelligence.

Best single week172.282022 · Week 4
Lowest single week54.662024 · Week 2
Average / median115.31 / 115.93Regular-season weekly points
Close games9–13Final margin of 10 or fewer
Playoff record2–1Non-consolation games
Longest win streak4Consecutive matchups
Highest score in a loss143.36A perfectly good score, wasted
Lowest score in a win76.16Still counts exactly the same
Weekly highs / lows4 / 7Regular-season league high / low
Most-faced opponentJason3–6 record
Career adds9092 drops · $411 FAAB
Trades logged5Manager transaction history
Year by year

Season ledger

#10
2025

My Naber isn’t home

Record
7–7
Draft slot
10
PF / PA
1,601.28 / 1,609.8
Result
Finished 10
#11
2024

Hot Chubb Time Machine

Record
4–10
Draft slot
1
PF / PA
1,428.94 / 1,731.02
Result
Finished 11
#10
2023

Hopkins International Airport

Record
6–8
Draft slot
8
PF / PA
1,693.28 / 1,661.1
Result
Finished 10
#2
2022

Jefferson Starship

Record
9–5
Draft slot
4
PF / PA
1,794.42 / 1,531.96
Result
Runner-up
#8
2021

Dean’s Donkeys

Record
6–8
Draft slot
1
PF / PA
1,553.86 / 1,564.68
Result
Finished 8
Draft fingerprints

Draft history

Position mix by round plus the players this manager could not stop drafting.

Position by round

Position drafted by round across 5 draftsRd 1RB: 2/5WR: 2/5TE: 1/5Rd 2RB: 3/5WR: 1/5QB: 1/5Rd 3RB: 2/5WR: 1/5QB: 2/5Rd 4RB: 1/5WR: 3/5TE: 1/5Rd 5RB: 1/5WR: 3/5TE: 1/5Rd 6RB: 1/5WR: 3/5QB: 1/5Rd 7RB: 4/5TE: 1/5Rd 8WR: 3/5TE: 1/5DEF: 1/5Rd 9RB: 4/5WR: 1/5Rd 10WR: 2/5QB: 1/5TE: 1/5DEF: 1/5Rd 11WR: 2/5QB: 1/5DEF: 2/5Rd 12RB: 1/5WR: 1/5QB: 2/5K: 1/5Rd 13QB: 2/5TE: 3/5Rd 14RB: 1/5WR: 1/5K: 3/5Rd 15RB: 2/5TE: 1/5DEF: 1/5K: 1/5Rd 16RB: 1/5WR: 2/5QB: 1/5TE: 1/5
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Repeat picks

PlayerTimesSeasonsAvg round
Christian McCaffrey22021, 20241
Josh Allen22021, 20242.5
Tony Pollard22023, 20253.5
Travis Kelce22023, 20254
Nick Chubb22022, 20245.5
Jalen Hurts22021, 20257.5
Tyler Boyd22021, 20228.5
Brock Purdy22024, 202512.5
Harrison Butker22023, 202514
Matthew Stafford22022, 202314.5
Head-to-head archive

Opponent grid

All scheduled meetings, including postseason and consolation. The playoff record above excludes consolation.

SeasonBrandonBDChrisJackJasonKevin LM. RiversDuranSeanTrevorTyler
20250–11–01–02–00–21–00–21–10–10–11–1
20240–12–00–10–20–21–10–21–00–11–00–1
20230–11–01–11–01–00–10–21–20–20–11–0
20221–02–00–20–11–12–01–11–01–11–01–0
20210–21–00–11–01–10–10–12–00–21–12–0
Career1–57–02–54–33–64–31–86–31–73–35–2

Career opponent records

OpponentWLT
BD700
Tyler520
Duran630
Jack430
Kevin L430
Trevor330
Jason360
Chris250
Brandon150
Sean170
M. Rivers180
Scoring arcs

Every season overlaid

Keaton weekly scores by season40751101451801357911131517
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