League clubhouse
2026
Scores, standings, commissioner notes, and documented beer liabilities.
Demo season: every 2026 score, roster, recap, shotgun, and bet on this page is sample data for preseason testing.
Current standings
| Final | Team | Manager | W–L–T | PF | PA | Seed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Hot Bijan McMustard | Kevin L | 5–2 | 917.64 | 733.72 | — |
| 2 | My Naber isn’t home | Keaton | 5–2 | 855.12 | 759.04 | — |
| 3 | Garfster | Jason | 5–2 | 797.12 | 830.2 | — |
| 4 | Rasheesus Take The Wheel | Jack | 4–3 | 867.02 | 846.58 | — |
| 5 | Ashton Powers…Groovy Baby! | BD | 4–3 | 857.1 | 834.38 | — |
| 6 | Golden Girls | Trevor | 4–3 | 850.98 | 833.94 | — |
| 7 | Nacua Matada | Sean | 4–3 | 828.7 | 837.96 | — |
| 8 | Kill Bill | Brandon | 3–4 | 810.98 | 865.92 | — |
| 9 | Mickey B | Tyler | 3–4 | 805.36 | 803 | — |
| 10 | Penjamin City Blinkers | Chris | 2–5 | 834.74 | 919.86 | — |
| 11 | Beer mile bound loser | M. Rivers | 2–5 | 780.62 | 793.74 | — |
| 12 | We’re NOT Worthy | Duran | 1–6 | 785.64 | 932.68 | — |
Current week
Hot Bijan McMustardKevin L139.36
Ashton Powers…Groovy Baby!BD113.62
GarfsterJason114.86
My Naber isn’t homeKeaton114.44
Penjamin City BlinkersChris137.64
Golden GirlsTrevor139.24
Kill BillBrandon170.72
Beer mile bound loserM. Rivers135.1
We’re NOT WorthyDuran110.78
Mickey BTyler141.44
Rasheesus Take The WheelJack127.38
Nacua MatadaSean87.72
From the desk
Commissioner recaps
Expandable weekly notes, separate from the auto-generated factual recap pages.
Week 7: The demo season reaches the turn
Sample commissioner recap: Brandon posted the week's high score, Sean drew the weekly-low shotgun penalty, and the open bets below remain unsettled. Replace this text with the commissioner’s actual recap once the season begins.
Week 6: One more week of evidence
Sample commissioner recap space for league notes, rulings, reminders, and whatever else needs to stay on the record.
Week 5: The wire stayed busy
Sample commissioner recap showing how prior weeks remain expandable without taking over the live dashboard.
League accountability
Shotgun ledger
Documented completions and the weekly lowest-score penalty.
Documented shotgun counter
| # | Manager | Shotguns logged |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jack | 2 |
| 2 | Jason | 2 |
| 3 | BD | 1 |
| 4 | Chris | 1 |
| 5 | Tyler | 1 |
Lowest-score penalty
| Week | Weekly low | Points | Status |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Jason | 76.94 | Owed |
| 2 | Jack | 94.88 | Owed |
| 3 | Brandon | 90.44 | Owed |
| 4 | M. Rivers | 77.92 | Owed |
| 5 | M. Rivers | 101.74 | Owed |
| 6 | Tyler | 82.84 | Owed |
| 7 | Sean | 87.72 | Owed |
Open action
Shotgun bets
Manager challenges, player props, and real NFL game bets recorded as stated.
| Logged | Parties | Terms | Shotguns | Status | Winner |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Week 6 | Chris vs. Brandon Dennis | Winner of the Sunday night NFL game, teams to be recorded with the bet. | 1 | void — teams not recorded | — |
| Week 7 | Brandon vs. Tyler | Higher team score in Week 8. | 1 | open | — |
| Week 7 | Kevin L vs. Sean | Their named starting quarterbacks: higher fantasy score in Week 8. | 1 | open | — |
| Week 7 | Jack vs. Jason | Higher team score in Week 7. | 1 | settled | Jack |